OMG! Its Hollister! OMG! Its Abercrombie & Fitch! OMG! It's clothes I ripped up on the street and sold for one hundred freaking dollars!

Seriously, what is the deal with today's clothes? I mean, Abercrombie and Fitch models don't even wear shirts, and Hollister... well, it's Hollister. What freak sells clothes that go on men and women? It creeps me out. Almost as much as Marilyn Manson.