OMG! Its Hollister! OMG! Its Abercrombie & Fitch! OMG! It's clothes I ripped up on the street and sold for one hundred freaking dollars!

Seriously, what is the deal with today's clothes? I mean, Abercrombie and Fitch models don't even wear shirts, and Hollister... well, it's Hollister. What freak sells clothes that go on men and women? It creeps me out. Almost as much as Marilyn Manson.

What Have Prime-Time Comedies Done?

What's happened while I was asleep? Suddenly, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been spotted acting in "How I Met Your Mother" and "My Name is Earl"; what has this world come to? Woo-hoo, guys, lets all get troubled stars with hardly any acting talent to guest star in our shows and ruin it with total discrepancy and clog it with mindless celebrity sap! What have the network officials gotten themselves in to? I half-expect Danielle Fishel to appear in "Two and a Half Men" and Naomi Campbell to show up on the set of "The Office". Steve Carrell meets "Next Top Model", anybody?
I guess I might be overly complaining. But I'm not. If taking confused celebrities and puuting them on comedies is what America wants, then give it to them. I can always go back to PBS or C-Span. Or shut myself in a small, weatherproof box. Anythings better than the alternative. ;-)